do I cook?

No.

But I can prepare some dishes.

All of these dishes can be eaten at the computer without dirtying anything.

Oatmeal

• pour "old-fashioned" oats into bowl
• add water up to about the level of the oats
• shake a bit without spilling
• put in microwave for 1:30
• add raisins (and milk and banana slices if available)
• stir
• eat

Peanut butter and preserves sandwich

• put two slices of bread on a plate
• use a fork to grab a glob of natural peanut butter (the kind with oil on top)
• plop glob onto a slice of bread
• use another fork to grab a glob of preserves
• plop glob onto the other slice of bread (see image)

• use both forks together to smear the peanut butter and preserves; one fork will be smearing, and the other fork will be holding the bread in place
• lick off excess goop from both forks
• use both forks to flip the preserves slice onto the peanut butter slice
• use both forks to pry apart a square bite of sandwich, and spear it with one fork (see image)

• put bite into mouth, and sip some water to add moisture
• mix water and bite in mouth
• warning: be careful if swallowing excess water; failure can cause coughing, which is bad given that there is still food in the mouth
• chew and swallow
• repeat to eat more bites

Yogurt

• use a spoon to scoop some plain FAGE yogurt into a bowl
• leave spoon in bowl, because yogurt will be stuck to it
• pour in some honey — avoid pouring on spoon handle
• pour in some blueberries or raspberries if available
• eat
• try to regulate ingredient proportions of each bite with strategic spooning